Looking for the best dad shirt, a funny dad shirt, or just a new dad shirt that checks all the boxes? This one says it all:
“I Keep All My Dad Jokes in a Dad-A-Base.”
This retro-style Father’s Day shirt is more than just a clever pun—it’s a whole mood. Perfect for the pun-loving, joke-dropping king of the house, this dad t-shirt is a playful nod to the classic “dad joke database” every father proudly carries. Whether you're celebrating a new dad or the seasoned pun master in your life, this tee makes a perfect gift for dad—subtle, nostalgic, and undeniably fun.
It’s more than just a shirt. It’s where he stores his jokes.
Crafted for all-day comfort and durability, this unisex softstyle t-shirt is made from premium, ethically sourced materials. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton, offering a lightweight, breathable feel (4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²) ideal for year-round wear. Heather tones and sport greys incorporate polyester for enhanced performance.
With a classic fit and crew neck, this tee delivers clean, versatile style for any casual or semi-formal moment. Details like twill-taped shoulders and ribbed collar add extra strength, while the tear-away label ensures zero tag irritation.
Plus, it’s made using ethically grown US cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex—so it’s not only stylish, it’s sustainable.
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XL |
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| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
